I thought since Father's Day is Sunday i'd give you some jokes to read.
Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?
Voice: This is my father.
“Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy.
“Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied.
After dinner the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy said. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
Science student: When my father sees my report card!
Manny: How do you like the drum set you got for your birthday?
Theo: I love it!
Theo: Whenever I don’t play it, my dad gives me 10 bucks!
$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
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